Dear World,
It has recently come to my attention that life and people generally suck. Therefore, I've decided to move to the Andes to raise goats. I'll be staying in a modest shanty with my cousin, Hannah, who has generously volunteered to help raise said goats (mostly because she needs to work on her tan and yodeling skills). We will gratefully accept granola, canned vegetables, sandals, goat food, shepherd's garb, or live goat donations prior to our departure. Let me be clear that we do not EXPECT donations because, as I mentioned, you all pretty much suck.
Seriously,
Very Serious Artist
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