End of Times

Those of you who live in Los Angeles may have noticed the billboards around town announcing the End of Times, or End of Days, or whatever.  I suppose it doesn't matter since we're all going to be smitten by the Lord God.  According to the billboards, the Apocalypse is scheduled to go down May 21 from 6:00-7:30PM.  Side Note: Is it just me or was it really nice of the Almighty to give us such a precise timeframe so we can get our affairs in order?  


Anyway, here's what I'm thinking.  Since I believe in going out in style, and because I received one deformed goat for my trip to the Andes that no one will take back, I think a night of revelry and debauchery is in order.  Please join me and my heathen friends for a night of pagan rituals in Ojai, CA.  BYOB.


Let us join hands
'round the blazing fire
and call unto us
the spirits of our ancestors
as we await our Judgment
and drink a shitload of beer
For partying doth make
our troubles cease.
RAISE YOUR ARMS
RAISE YOUR VOICES
AND SING TO THE HEAVENS
THE SONG OF THE ANCIENT GOAT!