Some of you may remember a previous post wherein I confessed to being horribly addicted to the Spicy Sashimi Salad at Sansai. I'm sad to say, I fell off the wagon today and ate it again. It was completely glorious and I don't regret it all. I don't even know why I gave it up in the first place...
But that's not why I'm writing this post! I'm writing to tell you about how, as I stood in that old, familiar, Japanese crack house, I was struck dumb while ordering. :(
I don't even know why I looked at the menu since I never order anything other than the crack salad, but I happened to glance up and saw "Chicken Bowl" listed as one of the items. Suddenly, all I could think about was the world's most bad ass chicken fighting event.
The real world sort of slipped away and somewhere in my mind I heard Michael Buffer saying, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE THIRTEENTH ANNUAL ALL AMERICAN CHICKEN BOWL!" The menu and the alarmed cashier vanished and this is what I saw:
I must have mumbled my order eventually, because the next thing I remember is eating the crack salad. And even though it was delicious, all I can think about now is The Chicken Bowl. Maybe if I go back tomorrow for more Spicy Sashimi Salad the obsessive thoughts will go away...?
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