Hello, readers!
I'm sorry I abandoned you for a while. I've been busy. Really, really busy. I went for a week-long excursion down the Niobrara River, and I have the bruises to prove it. The best part is that I can now say I contributed to the burning of an outhouse. That was neat! Maybe I'll write that story for you later...
In other news, my employment has snowballed out of control, which is why I haven't blogged in a while. I think it's because I was unemployed a few years ago and I wished every day that I could have an awesome job that kept me really busy. It seems the Wish Fairy does grant wishes, but it happens years later, and all at once. Here is a story board of how I think it went down:
Once upon a time, I made a shit load of wishes...
But the Wish Fairy had more important things to do than listen to me whine about unemployment...
Eventually, she got around to granting wishes again, and I got mine all at once!
And here's what I look like now that I have all these awesome jobs! Bloodshot eyes, random bruises, crazy hair, swollen lymph nodes, and bloody fingertips. But I'm smiling! :)
I look very similarly to the Wish Fairy right now from the huge jugs and enormous belly...
ReplyDeleteYou're awesome at life, Pervalicious. Love you
Will you be holding an MS Paint workshop any time soon? I need to polish up my bitmap artistic skillz...
ReplyDeleteAngie, I'm going to bring you a tutu and we're going to make magic happen! Also, please start working on your unibrow...
ReplyDeleteYogaCat, I'm afraid my skills are inherent and unteachable. However, I encourage you to continue trying to be very serious. If you send me some of your art, I will gladly feature it on this blog. Seriously!
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