Angie, I hereby appoint you Princess Perv, OBGYN. You are truly perverted. Seriously. Please accept this speculum scepter, which will guide you in the way of the depraved. I have also created a very serious portrait for you, and I wrote this double stanza haiku.
you held me so close
so we would not freeze that one
time we went camping
your laugh is like a
desert flower that blooms when
shit is so funny
And Angie, I mean every word.
I would also like to honor ASP, who considers himself "an ambiguous clinger-on of the Nomura Beard Coalition." I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I appreciate the fact that he left a comment on a very serious post. I am hereby appointing him Bodacious Beard Clinger.
Here is your portrait and a very serious limerick.
There once was a man Pagliere [pag-lee-airy]
Who clung to beards whene’er he got weary
“I think until dawn,”
he said with a yawn,
“I’ll cling to a face most hairy!”
From here on out, I will honor one follower each month. Earn recognition by spreading the word about Very Serious Art, or by leaving awesome comments. Also, if you would like to showcase your own serious art, please email me at veryseriousartist@gmail.com.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha (too bad I can't leave a voicemail comment of me laughing but you know quite well what it sounds like)
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