To my show my gratitude for those of you who became "followers" of this blog, I've decided to designate official positions of power and recognition.
Adam Luebke was my first follower. From here on out, he shall be referred to as "High Priest of Seriousness."
Cathyrn2b is hereby appointed "Secretary of Awesome" for her work in spreading the word about this blog all the hell over facebook.
If you feel you deserve special recognition as one of my devoted followers, leave your proposal as a comment. I will anoint two followers by the end of the week, complete with a very serious portrait in your honor.
As an ambiguous clinger-on of the Nomura Beard Coalition I would cherish to be honored. As you know I am generally ver. serious, but that is all I have to offer.
ReplyDeleteI'm tempted to try to cleverly name my own position, but that would end lamely.
I would like to thank all the little people who got me here to the might position...you know who you are with the no legs and holes in you!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you give special acknowledgments to your personal pervalicious princess OBGYNs?
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