Song for Arma Geddon

I'm proud to announce that the End of the World Camping trip was a great success!  We got in touch with nature, wore amazing costumes, acted like idiots, and invented taco dogs (hot dogs wrapped in a tortilla).  However, I have to say the whole thing was a little anticlimactic.  There was no doom, death, or destruction.  No murder or mayhem.  No hellfire or brimstone.  We didn't even get a meteor shower, which is okay, I guess, since I couldn't figure out how to use the telescope I brought.  Turns out math is hard.  :(

Anyway, that night, as I passed out in my car among the dogs and trash bags full of clothes that I forgot to take to Goodwill, I made myself a promise:  "Self, if I survive this night, I'm going to pursue my true passion and become a very serious rap artist."

Here's the first song I wrote.  It's called "Song for Arma Geddon":

Intro:

Oooh, yeah

Yeahhh yeahh, girl

Ooh girl, yeah

Verse:

Girl you know you fine

When I see you in da club

I wanna make you mine, yeah

Already got a half chub

Feels like the world is endin'

Pickin' up the vibes you sendin'

Your booty like a meteor

I'm gettin slightly meatier - Uhn!

We only got a night, girl

Make it worth our while, girl

If we survive this, lover

Please be my baby's mother

Shit's goin' down, so let's go down

On each - Oh! Yeaaahhhhh, girl, 

Let's play the tick-tock game

Time's runnin' out 

Shhhh... What's your name?

Chorus:

Arma Geddon, Arma Geddon

Such a strange name for a fair dame

Arma Geddon, Arma Geddon

This girl's apocalyptic,

Hip-hop-a-lyptic

I'm gonna get wit it

At the last minute

[literally]

Verse:

Girl you know we facing doom

We just can't live forever

So let's go to your room

And explode like stars together

Feels like the world is endin'

Pickin' up the vibes you sendin'

Please God oh help me capture

This Big Bang chick I'm after

I'll show her the rapture

Yeah, I'm gonna holler at her

Chorus:

Arma Geddon, Arma Geddon

Such a strange name for a fair dame

Arma Geddon, Arma Geddon

This girl's apocalyptic,

Hip-hop-a-lyptic

I'm gonna get with it

At the last minute

[literally]

(Repeat)

[Explosion Sounds]

On an even seriouser note, please enjoy these real life pics from the camping trip.